dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via funnybro)

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

(via funnybro)

sassyitachi:

buttachi:

how do u tell ur mom ur actually part of the uchiha clan

kill her

(Source: chidorisenbons, via gayperson)

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

(via jaxtheripper13)

lifesustainingmeasures:

micdotcom:

55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

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Ahhh this is so amazing.

Science makes everything better.

(via maymay-maya)

terminus-est:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

it literally can not get cuter than this

I will always reblog Angry Dad Cat

(Source: petrawentz, via jaxtheripper13)

flatulenceontoast:

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